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Come on, what song is that from

A truly awesome song by Andy Brandy Casagrande IV

Warning, some strong language.

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
and ask you how you do…then you’d look at me and pull out a harpoon…
and try to shoot me…then i’d realize how f*cking really hungry i am right now…
sorry about your leg…i’ll be back in a while…for the rest…don’t stress…
my sister will be back to clean up this mess…relax…kick back…
it’s only a great white shark attack…

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
cause sharks like surfing too…then you’d paddle out…chasing the fat sets…
and pushing the sunset…then i’d realize i’ve never seen a seal so fat and slow…
sorry about your arm…i just didn’t know…think fast…swim back…
you still look like a seal…your wetsuit so black…and red…

great white sharks dive 4,000 feet…swim across the world…damn isn’t that deep…
40 million years…and they haven’t changed…apex predator…survival is the game…
ambush style is how they hunt…7 rows of teeth…lorenzini in the front…
oh i love the great white shark…their bellies are white…and the rest is dark…
and if i might just happen to be…a great white shark named abc…
oh you know i wouldn’t bite you…

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
cause it’s my ocean too…so please keep it clean…cause i can be f*cking mean…
and i got sharp teeth…and if i realize that you don’t care about the sea…
well that means you don’t care about me…oh well…that’s fine…
i’ll just bite you in f*cking half this time…yeah if i was a great white…yeah…
if i was a great white shark…

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Some pics of Bass Lake during winter, an eerily beautiful place

Exam time!

Valentino Rossi wrapped up his fifth MotoGP championship in style by powering to victory in the Japanese Grand Prix.

Rossi won his third world title for Yamaha and his first since 2005 on the Japanese manufacturer’s home circuit at Motegi after starting from fourth on the grid.

It also marked Rossi’s sixth premier-class world title overall following his 500cc triumph for Honda before the event evolved as MotoGP.

“It’s difficult to compare titles but this one definitely feels great,” Rossi told reporters. “It was a tough battle this year. To win the championship with a race win is fantastic.

“I’ve won some hard championships — like the first with Yamaha in 2004 — but this one I maybe tried to put more effort in outside of the races to try and win.”

The 29-year-old only needed to finish in the top three to clinch the title with three races left in the 2008 season and he quickly overhauled rivals Casey Stoner and Dani Pedrosa.

Rossi passed Honda’s Pedrosa on lap six and defending world champion Stoner’s Ducati eight laps later before surging away to win his fifth race in a row.

Australian Stoner finished runner-up in the 24-lap race, while Pedrosa of Spain took third. Rossi’s Yamaha teammate Jorge Lorenzo was fourth after qualifying on pole.

Rossi celebrated victory by pulling a long wheelie as he crossed the line before being handed a T-shirt by fans with the words “Sorry for the delay!” in Italian on the front.

Rossi has an insurmountable 312 points in the world title standings with Stoner on 220 and Pedrosa on 209.

A few images of the greatest motorcyle rider of all time!