Warning, some strong language.

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
and ask you how you do…then you’d look at me and pull out a harpoon…
and try to shoot me…then i’d realize how f*cking really hungry i am right now…
sorry about your leg…i’ll be back in a while…for the rest…don’t stress…
my sister will be back to clean up this mess…relax…kick back…
it’s only a great white shark attack…

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
cause sharks like surfing too…then you’d paddle out…chasing the fat sets…
and pushing the sunset…then i’d realize i’ve never seen a seal so fat and slow…
sorry about your arm…i just didn’t know…think fast…swim back…
you still look like a seal…your wetsuit so black…and red…

great white sharks dive 4,000 feet…swim across the world…damn isn’t that deep…
40 million years…and they haven’t changed…apex predator…survival is the game…
ambush style is how they hunt…7 rows of teeth…lorenzini in the front…
oh i love the great white shark…their bellies are white…and the rest is dark…
and if i might just happen to be…a great white shark named abc…
oh you know i wouldn’t bite you…

if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
if i was a great white i wouldn’t bite you…but i’d swim right next to you
cause it’s my ocean too…so please keep it clean…cause i can be f*cking mean…
and i got sharp teeth…and if i realize that you don’t care about the sea…
well that means you don’t care about me…oh well…that’s fine…
i’ll just bite you in f*cking half this time…yeah if i was a great white…yeah…
if i was a great white shark…

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